Government shutdown getting you down? Come by H Street RedRocks Monday through Friday for happy hour from 11:00 am until 7:00 pm. As an added bonus, if you show the bartender your government ID, you'll get a free shot of George Dickel #8 whiskey and you'll receive 10% of your total bill from 12:00pm-5:00pm. Effective immediately until the Government Shutdown is lifted. Members of congress will be served free water all day, everything else will cost them double.
Here's hoping you have a paying job and can enjoy some pizza both.